TO ALL MOMS and MOMS-TO-BE: THIS WORLD WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU!                                           
                                                                             
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:                                                                                                 
Why did God make mothers?                                           
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.           
2. Mostly to clean the house.                                       
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.               
                                                                          
How did God make mothers?                                           
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.                     
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.                   
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.                                                         
What ingredients are mothers made of?                               
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.                         
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 
                                                 
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?           
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.                    
                                   
What kind of little girl was your mom?                             
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.     
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.                                   

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?         
1. His last name.                                                   
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?                      
Why did your mom marry your dad?                                   
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.                   
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.                   
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.  
                          
Who's the boss at your house?                                       
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.                                         
What's the difference between moms & dads?                         
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.         
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.     
             
What does your mom do in her spare time?                           
1. Mothers don't do spare time.                                     
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.               

What would it take to make your mom perfect?                       
1. On the inside, she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Dye it. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.             

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?     
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 

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Cleopata's - offers crispy pata and is also a bakahan and manukan
Babalik Karinderia - a karinderia in Sto. Tomas, Batangas
Cinna Von - a laundrymat
Bali Gulp - a beerhouse beside Valley Golf along Sumulong H’way in Antipolo
Beery Good - another beerhouse
Fagoofyt - a children's hair salon
Felix the Cut - another salon
Curl Up and Dye - beauty salon
Beefer 150 - meat shop
Common Cents Store - a sari-sari store
Ali Baka - a shawarma shop
Alabank - rural bank in Alabang
Doctor Sebago - a shoe repair shop
Farmacia with Love - a pharmacy
Funeraria Mabuhay
Goldirocks - gravel & sand shop
Goto Heaven
H.U. Kayin - deep-well drilling services
Income Taxi
James Tailoring
Jane's Pondahan
Jean Tonic - denim shop
Juice Co. - fruit juice stand
Labo Optical
Mane Attraction - beauty parlor
Mang Donald's - burger joint in Naga City
Meating Place - meat shop
Saudia Hairlines - beauty salon
The Way We Wear – boutique
Pinoy Bong's Brother - appliance store
Block Ice Peas - nagtitinda ng yelo
DY3 Shorty Break – canteen
Got To Go To Goto – gotohan
Go To Heal - healing massage parlor
Hair We Go - hair salon
I Do "Nuts" - tindahan ng mani at ibang nuts sa Kalookan
AristoBACK- grocery sa likod ng Aristocrat
Star Wash - Laundry shop along Shorthorn in Project 8
Wishing Well - Water refill station along Judge Jimenez in Kamias
Washing Well - Laundry shop, sister company and katabi ng Wishing Well
Kit Cut - Barber shop sa Kamias
Haul The Time Trucking Corporation
Haulright Trucking Corporation
Mayon Vulcanizing shop
Jaribee- fried chicken stand (sa Calamba)
JollyBoy fried chicken
Tapsikret - registered sa DTI
Rest In a Box - Funeral Parlor
Straightforward - salon na nag i straight ng buhok
Jolly D - katabi ng Jollibee (looks like a convenience store)
Viollybee – eatery
Petal Attraction - flower shop in Diliman
Anita Bakery - bread shop
Doris Day and Night - 24-hour restaurant
Elizabeth Tailoring - garment shop
Bread Pitt - bakery
Maruya Carey - Makati fast-food place selling maruya (banana fritters)
Christopher Plumbing - water-engineering firm
Leon King Video Rental - video rental shop
Caintacky Fried Chicken - a restaurant in the Cainta district of Rizal
MacDonuts - doughnut shop
Wrap and Roll - a shop selling lumpia (meat parcels) in Makati
Meatropolis –butcher shop
hotmeal.com - carinderia in Santiago City
Holy Spirit - water refilling station along West Ave.
Pen Pen de Sarap Pen - restaurant at the corner of Scout Castor and Tomas Morato, Q.C.
Suit Your Dreams - gumagawa ng mga suit sa South
Tip Tap To -- tapsilogan sa P. Noval
Chicago Balls -- fishball stand
Marimart - supermarket
Sew What - patahian sa NC